Saturday, November 7, 2009

I hate Sporks

I have always had a huge dislike for the spork. When Elle and I went to Taco Bell the other day she grabbed a few and I just wanted to writhe in disgust. It is a useless piece of crap invention that promotes nothing but lazy indecisiveness, and frankly, America has enough of that already. What the eff do you need a spork for??? Why can't you eat with a spoon or a fork? Is your utensil preference so damn complicated that you can't tell that you clearly need a spoon to eat your cereal with?? There is no good reasoning for a spork. If you are eating spaghetti, you have to have a fork. A spork is too much spoon and you can't twirl your noodles onto it. If you are eating cereal or yogurt there is no need for a spork, you aren't having to stab at anything. Indecisiveness. That is what the spork inspires. The spork company- they are on my list. Please, if you can tell me a good reason to use a spork instead of a spoon or a fork please feel free to enlighten me on what warranted situation that would be. What the hell was the spork invented for anyway? The only thing I can possibly think of is to save money in prison. The less utensils they have, the more money they can save.

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